After Action Report #7

Dec. 5th, 2025 12:00 pm
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Posted by Nancy Hartunian

Hear the harrowing tale of the masochist lad who walked into the dungeon and ended up getting flogged…a lot. Did he like it? Would he do it again? Listen and find out. Do you have a tale to tell? Write it up and send it in: Q@Savage.Love Do you have a comment for this show? … Read More »

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Posted by Rae Deng

In Donald Trump's second term, his administration enacted a policy requiring that sex markers on passports match a person's sex assigned at birth.

12/05/25 – Exactly What Happened

Dec. 5th, 2025 05:01 am
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Posted by Christopher Baldwin

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Lasper began walking after Val who was walking away. Lasper tried to explain his request, "I just need a little time, Val so I can tell the rest of the crew at a pace they can handle." Val held up a hand and moved it like a puppet head and said, "Blah blah blah blah blah." Lasper spread his arms wide and said, "They can be a little judgy about this sort of thing, especially with you being from a dark planet. Well, in consciousness at least." Val looked back at him, annoyed, and said, "That's fine." Lasper said, "I'm kinda getting the impression from you that it's not fine." As droll as she could, Val said, "Oh, that. I'm just practicing being distant." Lasper said, "You don't have to be distant, Val." Activating the wheels on her roller skates, Val said, "Oh, don't worry. It's not difficult. It's quite easy for me. I've been practicing being distant for the last thirty years of dating because of guys like you who can't commit." As she rolled away, Lasper yelled after her, "Okay! I get it now! You're right! It was an insensitive blunder! I understand! now I see exactly what happened!" When she was out of hearing, he said to himself, "I have no idea what just happened."

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Lasper going by the philosophy that sometimes it’s best to apologize first, and understand later.

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Lasper began walking after Val who was walking away. Lasper tried to explain his request, “I just need a little time, Val so I can tell the rest of the crew at a pace they can handle.” Val held up a hand and moved it like a puppet head and said, “Blah blah blah blah blah.” Lasper spread his arms wide and said, “They can be a little judgy about this sort of thing, especially with you being from a dark planet. Well, in consciousness at least.” Val looked back at him, annoyed, and said, “That’s fine.” Lasper said, “I’m kinda getting the impression from you that it’s not fine.” As droll as she could, Val said, “Oh, that. I’m just practicing being distant.” Lasper said, “You don’t have to be distant, Val.” Activating the wheels on her roller skates, Val said, “Oh, don’t worry. It’s not difficult. It’s quite easy for me. I’ve been practicing being distant for the last thirty years of dating because of guys like you who can’t commit.” As she rolled away, Lasper yelled after her, “Okay! I get it now! You’re right! It was an insensitive blunder! I understand! now I see exactly what happened!” When she was out of hearing, he said to himself, “I have no idea what just happened.”

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Posted by Laerke Christensen

The U.S. president also didn't say that he told Santa to give girls two dolls each for Christmas because "that's how much" he loves "little girls."
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It was not clear what the president meant when he made the statement during a Cabinet meeting.
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The White House confirmed in an email to Snopes the president was referring to his own "incompetent" debate opponents.
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